Pun Intended...

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Hiya Loonies...

Let's get cheerful for the weekend with a collection of dreadful puns...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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Pun Intended
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1) 
Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid
bowlers. However, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed in
a fire. Thus we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.
 
2) 
A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm
shrinking!!" 

The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a
little patient."
  
3) 
A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins
that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One
day his supply of the birds ran out, so he had to go out and trap some
more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to
wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested
and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal
porpoises.
  
 
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