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Hiya Folks... Time now to head for school and learn how we know that Rome was built at night... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Building Rome ------------- Mrs. Taylor, AKA 'The Whip', asked her 5th grade history class, "When was Rome built?" and called on Timothy to answer first. "Rome was built at night," was his answer. "At night?" asked Mrs. Taylor, holding her ruler firmly in her bony- knuckled hands. "However did you get such an idea?" "Well," gulped the student, hoping his answer would satisfy her, "everyone knows Rome wasn't built in a day." Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'