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Sat, 08 May 04 02:48:57 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
This time we have some useful information for all Loonies who dabble in
the stock market...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A STOCK MARKET TIP
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I just received this from my broker. Do you hold any of the following
stocks?
Dear Sir,
We have been informed that you hold shares in the following companies:
American Can Co.
Interstate Water Co.
National Gas Co.
Northern Tissue Co.
Due to the uncertain market conditions, at this present time, we advise
you to sit tight on your American Can, hold your Water, and let go of
your Gas.
You may be interested to know that Northern Tissue touched a new bottom
today, and millions were wiped clean.
Yours truly,
P. Moore & Phil Moore Potts
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