The Loony Bin
(
loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Sun, 23 May 04 18:34:22 +0100
Hiya Loonies... Restaurant dress codes can be problematic, but here's one fellow with a creative solution... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- The Tie ------- An unpolished looking gentleman walks into a fancy French restaurant. The maitre d', wanting to get rid of a potential troublemaker says, "Sir, you can't come in here without a tie." The guy argues, but the maitre d' is firm. So the guy goes out to his car, can't find a tie, but locates a pair of jumper cables in the trunk. He wraps them around his neck and walks back into the restaurant. The maitre d' looks at him and reluctantly says, "OK, you can come in, but don't start anything." Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'