The Tie...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Sun, 23 May 04 18:34:22 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

Restaurant dress codes can be problematic, but here's one fellow with a
creative solution...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
 
   
The Tie
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An unpolished looking gentleman walks into a fancy French  restaurant.

The maitre d', wanting to get rid of a potential troublemaker says,
"Sir, you can't come in here without a tie." 

The guy argues, but the maitre d' is firm. 
 
So the guy goes out to his car, can't find a tie, but locates a pair of
jumper cables in the trunk. He wraps them around his neck and walks back
into the restaurant. 
 
The maitre d' looks at him and reluctantly says, "OK, you can come in,
but don't start anything." 
 

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