The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Tue, 28 May 1996 09:06:23 +0100
Hiya Loonies... Here we go again... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- How would it feel to be a Republican... ======================================= A man went to Washington DC to check out the nation's capital. There he tried to hail a taxicab. A taxi pulled up and the driver asked him "Are you a Republican or a Democrat?". The man replied "Democrat". The Driver just sped off leaving him in the dust. Another Taxi pulled up and the driver asked him "Are you a Republican or a Democrat?". The man again replied "Democrat". Again the Taxi sped off without taking him. The same thing happened with the next taxi. The man was puzzled but finally started to understand what was happening to him. When the next taxicab stopped for him he was prepared. The driver was a hot looking redhead and she asked him the same question. He replied "Republican". She asked him to hop in and the man slid in next to her pleased that he had finally figured it out. As they were driving the man couldn't help but notice the sensuous driver. The windows were rolled down and the wind was blowing through her hair and pinning her clothes to her curvy body. Her blouse was flying apart exposing the outlines of her firm breasts. The man was getting aroused and started to sweat, quietly squirming in his seat. Finally he could take it no more and screamed "Stop the cab, stop the cab, Let me out of here!". The driver looked at him and asked what the problem was. The man replied "I've been a Republican for only a few minutes, and I already feel like screwing somebody".