How would it feel to be a Republican...???

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Tue, 28 May 1996 09:06:23 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

Here we go again...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

How would it feel to be a Republican...
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A man went to Washington DC to check out the nation's capital.  There
he tried to hail a taxicab.  A taxi pulled up and the driver asked him
"Are you a Republican or a Democrat?".  The man replied "Democrat".
The Driver just sped off leaving him in the dust.  Another Taxi pulled
up and the driver asked him "Are you a Republican or a Democrat?".
The man again replied "Democrat".  Again the Taxi sped off without
taking him.  The same thing happened with the next taxi.  The man was
puzzled but finally started to understand what was happening to him.
When the next taxicab stopped for him he was prepared.  The driver was
a hot looking redhead and she asked him the same question.  He replied
"Republican".  She asked him to hop in and the man slid in next to her
pleased that he had finally figured it out.  As they were driving the
man couldn't help but notice the sensuous driver.  The windows were
rolled down and the wind was blowing through her hair and pinning her
clothes to her curvy body.  Her blouse was flying apart exposing the
outlines of her firm breasts.  The man was getting aroused and started
to sweat, quietly squirming in his seat.  Finally he could take it no
more and screamed "Stop the cab, stop the cab, Let me out of here!".
The driver looked at him and asked what the problem was.  The man
replied "I've been a Republican for only a few minutes, and I already
feel like screwing somebody".