The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Tue, 28 May 1996 09:06:44 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Another very silly one for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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What am I?
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W H A T A M I ? ?
This useful tool, commonly found in the range of 8 inches long. The
functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes, is usually
found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of
a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at
the other.
In use, it is quickly inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes
slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening
where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times
in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily
movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the
rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements.
When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white
substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of
the opening and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything
is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it
is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another
bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three
times a day, but often much less.
W H A T A M I ? ?
As you may have already guessed, the answer to the riddle is none
other than your very own (PLEASE SEE BELOW FOR THE ANSWER!!)
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