The Loony Bin
(
loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
)
Sun, 2 Jun 1996 09:59:47 +0100
Hiya Folks... Here are some answering machine messages for you Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES ~This is a telepathic answering machine, think about what you want to say to me and I'll think about getting back to you. ~Hi, this is the refrigerator, the answering machine's on vacation, if you talk slowly and clearly I'll write down your message and stick it to myself with one of these little magnets. ~Hello... (wait a few) ...huh I couldn't hear you, would you say that again?... ...(wait a few more) ..still can't hear you say it again just one more time.... (keep repeating as long as you like but end with).. ...Oh OK, could you say that *again* for me after the beep, this is an answering machine! ~Your mission should you choose to accept it is to leave me a message after the beep, your message will self-destruct after it is played. ~Hello, this is Joe's answering machine, if that's what you wanted to hear you have the wrong number... this is [your name here]'s machine, leave a message. ~How do you work this darned BEEP!