The Loony Bin
(
loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
)
Sun, 2 Jun 1996 10:00:16 +0100
Hiya Loonies... These seem to be going around at the moment... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- One day a teacher in Harlem was asking her young pupils to make up sentences with a big word that she gave them. Thinking she would catch out little Jose (a particularly rude young boy), and shut him up once and for all, she asks him to make up a sentence with the word dictate in it. Jose looked puzzled for a second, but then gave this reply: "Mary, did my dictate good last night when you blew me?"