The Loony Bin
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Mon, 3 Jun 1996 15:08:31 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Here's a nun story for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
The Mother Superior summons all hundred nuns of the convent to an
assembly in the chapel.
"A man has been visiting the convent every night" says the Mother
Superior.
Ninety-nine nuns say, "Gasp!"
One little nun says, "Hee hee hee."
"We know that one of the nuns has been with him every night," says the
Mother Superior.
Ninety-nine nuns say, "Gasp!"
One little nun says, "Hee hee hee."
"We know because we found a used condom," says the Mother Superior.
Ninety-nine nuns say, "Gasp!"
One little nun says, "Hee hee hee."
"It had a hole in it," says the Mother Superior.
One little nun says, "Gasp!"
Ninety-nine nuns say, "Hee hee hee."