Men Don't Listen...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Mon, 3 Jun 1996 15:08:57 +0100


Hiya People...

All the girls prepare to laugh...all the guys prepare to cringe...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

     A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility,
but each time he tried, it was occupied.  The flight attendant, aware of
his predicament, suggested he use the attendants' LADIES room, but
cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.  There next to the paper
roll were four buttons marked respectively:

                        WW     WA    PP   ATR

     Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman,
he disregarded what she said when his curiousity got the best of him.
He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of
Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom.  He thought, "Wow, these gals
really have it nice."  So, a little more boldly he pressed the WA
button.  Body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried
it comfortably.  Aha, he thought, "No wonder these women take so long in
the bathroom with these kind of services!"  So he pushed the next
button, PP, with anticipation.  A soft disposable Powder Puff swung
below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc. "Man, this is great,"
he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.
      

     When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off,
so in confusion, he buzzed the nurse to find out where he was and what
had happened. He explained the last thing he remembered was intense pain
in the ladies room on the plane. The nurse explained, "Yes, you must
have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon
Removal button.  By the way, your penis is under your pillow."