The Loony Bin
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Thu, 6 Jun 1996 08:46:00 +0100
Hiya Guys & Gals...
Here's a short one for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Van was sitting at a bar and couldn't keep his eyes off a very
attractive woman.
Eventually he plucks up the courage to go over and talk to her.
He goes over and uses his number one pick-up line (stolen from the
canonical list).
"Sorry", says the women, "I'm not interested, I'm a lesbian."
Now Van is confused and asks, "What's a lesbian?"
"Well", she says, realising Van isn't very bright, "see that beautiful
young lady over there", indicating a stunning blonde, "I'd like to strip
all her clothes off, smother her in honey and then lick her clean."
"Gee!" says Van, "I guess that means I'm a lesbian too."