The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Thu, 6 Jun 1996 08:46:00 +0100
Hiya Guys & Gals... Here's a short one for you... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Van was sitting at a bar and couldn't keep his eyes off a very attractive woman. Eventually he plucks up the courage to go over and talk to her. He goes over and uses his number one pick-up line (stolen from the canonical list). "Sorry", says the women, "I'm not interested, I'm a lesbian." Now Van is confused and asks, "What's a lesbian?" "Well", she says, realising Van isn't very bright, "see that beautiful young lady over there", indicating a stunning blonde, "I'd like to strip all her clothes off, smother her in honey and then lick her clean." "Gee!" says Van, "I guess that means I'm a lesbian too."