The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Fri, 19 Jul 1996 06:30:02 +0100
Hiya Loonies... Some epitaphs for you... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ps. I am away from the machine this weekend, so the next Loony mail will probably go out on Monday or Tuesday... ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Suggested Epitaphs for Current Celebrities --- Bill Clinton: "Not Inhaling" Rush Limbaugh: "Nothing Left" "Here Lied Richard Nixon" Saddam Hussein: "Beneath Iraq and a Kurd Place" Jay Leno: "Chin Up" Ralph Nader: "Recalled" Woody Allen: "Mia Culpa" Roger Ebert and Gene Siskel: "Four Thumbs Down" Prince Charles: "Never Say Di" Princess Diana: "Chucked It All" McCauley Culkin: "Home Alone" Oscar Mayer: "Home Baloney" Madonna: "Not Home Alone -- Ever ... and Not Wearing Underwear, Either. Does That Shock You? Wanna See Me Vogue? I Was a Singer, a Dancer, an Actress, a Phenomenon, and I Can See You Peeking At My Breasts, But That's Okay, Because ..." Alan Dershowitz: "Appeal Denied" Patty Hearst: "Tanya Tuckered" David Lynch: "Rest in Peaks" Catwoman: "Using Her Box" Haagen-Dazs: "Forever In Our Hearts" DeForest Kelley: "Bones" George Lucas: "F/X Marks the Spot" Joseph Heller: "Something Happened" Jack Nicholson: "One Easy Peace" Geraldo Rivera: "Finally, the Right Vault" Hugh Hefner: "Death, Be Not Prude" Paul Newman: "The Color of Mummy"