The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
)
Fri, 19 Jul 1996 06:30:02 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Some epitaphs for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
ps. I am away from the machine this weekend, so the next Loony mail
will probably go out on Monday or Tuesday...
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Suggested Epitaphs for Current Celebrities ---
Bill Clinton: "Not Inhaling"
Rush Limbaugh: "Nothing Left"
"Here Lied Richard Nixon"
Saddam Hussein: "Beneath Iraq and a Kurd Place"
Jay Leno: "Chin Up"
Ralph Nader: "Recalled"
Woody Allen: "Mia Culpa"
Roger Ebert and Gene Siskel: "Four Thumbs Down"
Prince Charles: "Never Say Di"
Princess Diana: "Chucked It All"
McCauley Culkin: "Home Alone"
Oscar Mayer: "Home Baloney"
Madonna: "Not Home Alone -- Ever ... and Not Wearing Underwear, Either.
Does That Shock You? Wanna See Me Vogue? I Was a Singer,
a Dancer, an Actress, a Phenomenon, and I Can See
You Peeking At My Breasts, But That's Okay, Because ..."
Alan Dershowitz: "Appeal Denied"
Patty Hearst: "Tanya Tuckered"
David Lynch: "Rest in Peaks"
Catwoman: "Using Her Box"
Haagen-Dazs: "Forever In Our Hearts"
DeForest Kelley: "Bones"
George Lucas: "F/X Marks the Spot"
Joseph Heller: "Something Happened"
Jack Nicholson: "One Easy Peace"
Geraldo Rivera: "Finally, the Right Vault"
Hugh Hefner: "Death, Be Not Prude"
Paul Newman: "The Color of Mummy"