The Loony Bin
(
loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
)
Fri, 19 Jul 1996 06:31:50 +0100
Hiya Loonies... Here's a funeral for you... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- +------------------------------------------------------+ A lawyer attended the funeral of a rich man. A friend, arriving late, took a seat beside him and whispered, "How far has the service gone?" The lawyer nodded toward the clergyman in the pulpit and whispered back, "He just opened for the defense." +------------------------------------------------------+