The Loony Bin
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Wed, 7 Aug 1996 09:11:11 +0100
Hiya Folks... Are some things worth taking the risk...??? Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- One day Mr. President was jogging. Because he didn't look out, he fell from a bridge into a very cold river. Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident and without a thought, jumped in the water and dragged the wet president out of the river. After cleaning up he said: Boys, you saved the president of the US. You deserve a reward. You name it, I'll give it to you'. The first boy said: 'Please, I'd like a ticket to Disneyland!' 'I'll personally hand it to you', said Mr. Clinton. 'I'd like a pair of Nike Air Turbo's,' the second boy said. 'I'll buy them myself and give them to you', said the grateful defender of the Western Hemisphere. 'And I'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it', said the third boy. 'I'll personally ... wait a second.. you're not at all handicapped!' 'No, but I will be when my father finds out who I saved from drowning.'