The Loony Bin
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Mon, 19 Aug 1996 11:14:56 +0100
Hiya People...
I vaguely remember this going out in the very early days of the Loonies,
but Emma has brought it to my attention once again, and it certainly
deserves a second airing...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations,
10-10-95.
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#1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a
collision
#2: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a
collision.
#1: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR
course.
#2: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
#1: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF
THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!
#2. This is a lighthouse. Your call.