The Loony Bin
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Mon, 19 Aug 1996 11:15:19 +0100
Hiya All...
Here's a tale of mistaken identity and an attractive widow...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Jack decides to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They load up Jack's
station-wagon and head north.
After driving for a few hours, they get caught in a blizzard. They
drive up to a nearby farmhouse and ask the attractive lady of the house
if they can spend the night.
"I'm recently widowed," she explains, "I'm afraid the neighbors will
talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Not to worry," Jack says, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn."
Nine months later, Jack gets a letter from the widow's attorney.
He calls up Bob and asks, "Bob, do you remember that good looking widow
at the farm we stayed at nine months ago?"
"I sure do."
"Did you happen to get up during the night, go into the house and have
sex with her?"
"Yes, I have to admit that I did."
"Did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her yours?"
Bob's face turns red with embarrassment and he says, "Yeah, I'm afraid I
did."
"Well, thanks a lot old buddy...she just died and left me her farm."