One More Absent Minded Professor

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sun, 1 Sep 1996 18:28:15 +0100


Hiya People...

The following is a true story, which happened to friends of the author
(Peter Munnings)...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

They invited a Professor to supper.  During the course of the evening,
it began to pour with rain, the heavens really opened.  Because he had
walked there, they offered to put him up for the night to save him
having to brave the bad weather.  He agreed, and it was settled.

While they were doing the dishes after supper, the absent minded
professor had disappeared.  No one could find him anywhere.  Eventually
after about 40min, the front door bell rang.  There was the professor,
drenched to the bone.  When he was asked what on earth he had been doing
in the rain, he replied that as he was spending the night there, he had
popped home to fetch his pajamas and toothbrush.