The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Thu, 5 Sep 1996 02:46:09 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Here's someone who doens't know when it's best to say nothing...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A man and his wife were driving on the highway when a state policeman
appeared in their mirror, obviously wanting them to pull over. The man
pulls over, and the officer approaches the car.
State cop: "License and registration please."
Man : "I'm sorry officer, what seems to be the problem?"
State cop: "I clocked you on radar doing 75mph."
Man : "There must be some mistake, I was only going 65."
Wife : "Oh Harold, you were going at least 80!"
State cop: "I'm also citing you for having a tail light out."
Man : "But officer, I wasn't aware it was out."
Wife : "Oh Harold, you know it's been out for two months."
State Cop: "I'm also fining you for not wearing your seatbelt."
Man : "But officer, I just took it off as you were
approaching my car."
Wife : "Oh Harold, you know you never wear your seat belt."
Man : "Listen you dumb b*tch, shut your f*ckin' mouth!!!"
State Cop: "Ma'am, does he always talk to you this way?
Wife : "Only when he's drunk......."