The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
)
Thu, 5 Sep 1996 02:48:00 +0100
Hiya All...
Something to make flaming less like work...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Loser
[ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer [ ] Idiot
[ ] Undefined [ ] Me too er
[ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd
[ ] Elvis [ ] Fed
[ ] Freak [ ] FLAMENET
[ ] Other: Unbearably self-righteous person
You Are Being...
[ ] Privately... [ ] Publicly...
Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test
[ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You don't know which group to post in
[ ] You suck
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a (phone-sex) ad
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You crossposted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted racism shit
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] I think you might be a member of CO$
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You make the rest of us AOLers look bad
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Bang your head against the keyboard
[ ] Flush your mouse down the toilet
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the f****** FAQ
[ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Take a hike
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] I think your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[ ] All of the above
End of Flame.
Have a nice day,
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