The Loony Bin
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Fri, 13 Sep 1996 16:32:51 +0100
Hiya Folks... Ooooops... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when all of a sudden a fairy godmother appears in front of her in a beautiful, shining blue gown and tells her she can have any three wishes she wants. "Well," says the little old lady, "I guess I'd like to be really rich." And---poof!---her rocking chair turns into solid gold. "And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being changed into a lovely young princess." And---poof!---she's metamorphosed into a dazzling young woman. "You get a third wish," reminds the fairy godmother gently, and just then the old lady's cat walks across the porch in front of them. "Can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks, and---poof!--- there before her stands a young man more handsome than her wildest imaginings. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, "Aren't you sorry you had me neutered?"