An old lady's three wishes...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Fri, 13 Sep 1996 16:32:51 +0100


Hiya Folks...

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Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch,
reflecting on her long life, when all of a sudden a fairy godmother
appears in front of her in a beautiful, shining blue gown and tells her
she can have any three wishes she wants.

"Well," says the little old lady, "I guess I'd like to be really rich."

And---poof!---her rocking chair turns into solid gold.

"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being changed into a lovely young
princess."

And---poof!---she's metamorphosed into a dazzling young woman.

"You get a third wish," reminds the fairy godmother gently, and just
then the old lady's cat walks across the porch in front of them.

"Can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks, and---poof!---
there before her stands a young man more handsome than her wildest
imaginings.

With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and
whispers in her ear, "Aren't you sorry you had me neutered?"