The Loony Bin
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Fri, 13 Sep 1996 16:33:01 +0100
Hiya People...
Here's another one from Chuck...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Everybody knows that 666 is the number of the beast. BUT - did you know
that:
$665.95 -the retail price of the beast
$699.25 -price of the beast + 5% sales tax
$769.95 -price of the beast with all accessories and replacement
soul
$656.66 -Walmart price of the beast
6, uh...what was that number again? -price of the blonde beast
00666 -zip code of the beast
1-900-666-0666 -Live beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call now! Only
$6.66/minute!
Over 18 only, please.
Route 666 -Highway of the beast
666 F -Oven temperature for roast beast
666k -Retirement plan of the beast
6.66% -5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank,
$666 minimum deposit.
i66686 -CPU of the beast
666i -BMW of teh beast
DSM-666 -diagnostic and statistical manual of the beast
668 -next door neighbor of the beast
Credit: Mike Artz