The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Wed, 18 Sep 1996 16:00:23 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
As you can see, I have been catching up on some of the stuff I should
have sent over the past few days...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
One day, in an effort to help stir up a class full of listless students,
Loretta asked the students to each come up and put on the blackboard
something that had caused a lot of excitement around their houses
lately.
She called on Nancy. Nancy went up to the board and drew a flower,
stating that the flowers they'd planted that spring were all blooming,
and that was causing a lot of excitement around their house.
Loretta said, "That's very nice, Nancy."
Next she calls on little Timmy, who goes up to the board and draws a
stick figure of an animal.
"What kind of animal is that?" asks Loretta.
"That's a puppy," says Timmy. "We just got one of those, and it's caused
a lot of excitement around our house lately."
"That's very nice, Timmy," she replies. "Who wants to go next?"
Dirty Johnny is waving more than ever; finally unable to ignore him any
longer, Loretta says, "Okay, Johnny, you're next."
Dirty Johnny goes up to the front of the classroom and draws a single
dot on the board.
"What's that?" she asks (afraid of what the answer is going to be).
"That's a period," answers dirty Johnny. "My sister's missed two of
those, and you can bet that's caused a lot of excitement around OUR
house!"