One-Liners - Music Themes...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 18 Sep 1996 16:00:37 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

Here's one for the music fans...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------



If you can't face the music, you'll never get to lead the band.

A piano is harmless as long as people leave it alone.

I know he's a musician--but what does he do for a living?

Teenagers love good music, no matter how bad it is.

A folk singer is one who warbles through his nose by ear.

Fortunately popular songs are not popular for very long.

The only instrument I play is second fiddle at home.

A little softer, please. Softer, I said. I can still hear you.

You don't have to be tone deaf to write a popular song, but it helps.

People who have a lot to say shouldn't go to a concert to say it.