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Tue, 1 Oct 1996 21:18:11 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Another one from Shelley...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A man died and went to heaven. He was stopped at the pearly gates by,
you guessed it, St. Peter.
St. Peter: Hold it Mister. You just can't walk in. We have our
procedureshere. I need to know how many points you have.
Man: Points, what da ya mean, points.
St. Peter: You have to have at least 200 points to get in here.
Man: How do I get points?
St. Peter: We determine your points by the life you led. Just what
did you do in your life that would earn you points here?
Man: Let's see. I was a member of my church for 47 years, a
deacon, and a Sunday School teacher for 32 years.
St. Peter: That's very good. You get one point.
Man: Oh my. Let me think again. I was a good husband. I never
cheated on my wife. My children loved me because I was a
good father. I tithed, and worked at the soup kitchen. I
was in the Lions Club, the Rotary, and the Ruitian Club,
and president of it for 6 years.
St. Peter: That's very good too. You get another point.
The man thinks and thinks. Finally he says:
Man: Gosh, if I get in here it will be by the grace of God.
St. Peter: That's worth 198 points. Come on in!
Grace and Peace
Karen M. Jones, serving with God's people through
Westminster Presbyterian Church, Jackson, Michigan
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