Emma come first. Den I come...

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Tue, 1 Oct 1996 21:18:27 +0100


Hiya All...

Here's a strange one...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage
in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their
conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears
one of the men say the following;

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come
again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice.
Den I come once-a-more."

"You foul-mouthed swine" retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country
we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady" said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend howa to
spella Mississippi."