The Loony Bin
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Fri, 4 Oct 1996 00:16:51 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Here's a very dodgy Chinese menu for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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The Good Food Guide To Chinese Delicacies
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Meat Dishes
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Bol Oxs Hot meat balls
Sur Kum Sihz Sausage slices
Hol Mein Kok Scrag end encased in lady fingers
Eja Ku Lait Shaft of mutton in white cream sauce
Vegetables
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Wan Kin Bamboo shoots
Pei Sof Chinese leaves
Wot Kung Fu Dat Tossed salad
Sik in Lu Sweet and sour in hot sauce
Pu Bik Young sprouts
Hoo Pong In Car See Yellow rice with meat droppings
Hoo Kum On Mat Thick white rice on ryebread
Sauses
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Sei Men Drip Delicately flavoured white sauce
Hu Lade Turd Brown sauce with nuts
Fan Tom Ar Sol Invisible brown sauce without nuts
Specialities
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Lik Mein Plate of the day
Fug Yu Chinese toast
Munth Lei Popular dish of the period
Kow Poo Savoury pancakes
Dogie Bagg Chinese take away
Ho Mo Sausage suprise
Bo Gee Pick of the week
Desserts
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Vee Dee Spotted dick
Kum In Yu Cream squirt
Yu Pong Crap suzette
Hoo Shat In Fann Chocolate
Or Jee Chinese stuffing on a bed of
manderins
Es Kie Mo Kum Frosted banana cream
Tu Tun On Goo Lies Crushed nuts
Wun Hung Low Mixed Nuts
Di Rere Chinese afters in aromatic brown
Sauce
Hu Pong Chinese snifters
Kwik Wang Cream slice
Bererages
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Yu Rine Jasmine tea
Wobli Tit Milk shake