Chinese...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Fri, 4 Oct 1996 00:16:51 +0100


Hiya Folks...

Here's a very dodgy Chinese menu for you...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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                The Good Food Guide To Chinese Delicacies
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Meat Dishes
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Bol Oxs                        Hot meat balls
Sur Kum Sihz                   Sausage slices
Hol Mein Kok                   Scrag end encased in lady fingers
Eja Ku Lait                    Shaft of mutton in white cream sauce



Vegetables
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Wan Kin                        Bamboo shoots
Pei Sof                        Chinese leaves
Wot Kung Fu Dat                Tossed salad
Sik in Lu                      Sweet and sour in hot sauce
Pu Bik                         Young sprouts
Hoo Pong In Car See            Yellow rice with meat droppings
Hoo Kum On Mat                 Thick white rice on ryebread



Sauses
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Sei Men Drip                   Delicately flavoured white sauce
Hu Lade Turd                   Brown sauce with nuts
Fan Tom Ar Sol                 Invisible brown sauce without nuts



Specialities
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Lik Mein                       Plate of the day
Fug Yu                         Chinese toast
Munth Lei                      Popular dish of the period
Kow Poo                        Savoury pancakes
Dogie Bagg                     Chinese take away
Ho Mo                          Sausage suprise
Bo Gee                         Pick of the week



Desserts
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Vee Dee                        Spotted dick
Kum In Yu                      Cream squirt
Yu Pong                        Crap suzette
Hoo Shat In Fann               Chocolate
Or Jee                         Chinese stuffing on a bed of
                                        manderins
Es Kie Mo Kum                  Frosted banana cream
Tu Tun On Goo Lies             Crushed nuts
Wun Hung Low                   Mixed Nuts
Di Rere                        Chinese afters in aromatic brown
                                        Sauce
Hu Pong                        Chinese snifters
Kwik Wang                      Cream slice



Bererages
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Yu Rine                        Jasmine tea
Wobli Tit                      Milk shake