The Loony Bin
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Wed, 2 Oct 1996 18:46:36 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Don't send me the answers...I don't want them...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
THE OFFICIAL SEX QUIZ
A clitoris is a type of flower. True or False
A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False
A vulva is an automobile from Sweden. True or False
The term spread eagle is an extinct bird. True or False
A fallopian tube is part of a television. True or False
It is dangerous to have a wet dream under
an electric blanket. True or False
Copulation is sex between two policemen. True or False
A phallus symbol is McDonalds Golden Arches. True or False
A vagina is a medical term used to describe
heart trouble. True or False
A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False
Fellatio is an Italian dagger. True or False
A G-string is a weapon used by G-men. True or False
Semen is a term used for sailors. True or False
An anus is a Latin word denoting a
period of time. True or False
Testicles are found on an octopus. True or False
Cunnilingus is a person who can speak
four languages. True or False
Asphalt is a medical term used to describe
someone with rectal problems. True or False
KOTEX is a radio station in Texas. True or False
Masturbate is something used to catch big fish. True or False
Coitus is a musical instrument. True or False
Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. True or False
An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. True or False
A condom is an apartment dweller. True or False