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Mon, 7 Oct 1996 16:30:14 +0100
Hiya People...
Here's a silly one for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Jack is one horny guy and is not sure what to do about it.
He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a five dollar bill.
Jack walks down the steet to the local brothel and knocks on the door.
The madam opens the door and asks Jack what she can do for him.
"I'm really horny but I only have $5. What can you do for me?", Jack
asks the madam.
She looks over this fellow and tells him, "Don't worry we can take care
of you. No problem".
She leads Jack into a room where he sees in the opposite corner a
chicken. Jack thinks about this a second and figures it can't be that
bad. He gives the madam the $5 and she closes the door behind her.
Jack undresses and has the time of his life. When he's done he can't
remember when he has had such a pleasurable experience.
One week later, and horny again, Jack has saved up $10.
Being a satisfied customer he goes back to the same madam and asks what
she can do for him for $10.
"Well for $10 we have a special show", the madam replies.
She leads him into a different room where there are several other people
sitting on benches.
"Sit back and enjoy the show Jack", the madam tells him.
Jack gives the money to the madam and takes a seat on one of benches.
Soon after, the lights dim and the blinds open revealing another room on
the other side of a two way mirror where two women begin to undress each
other.
Jack is very impressed. Clearly these women are unaware anyone is
watching as they begin to make love to each other passionately.
Apparently there is nothing they won't do to each other.
Jack once again feels like he is getting his money's worth.
He turns to the person beside him and says, "This is a pretty good show
for ten bucks eh?!"
The guy turns to Jack and says, "That's nothing... last week we saw a
guy fuck a chicken".