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Mon, 7 Oct 1996 16:30:25 +0100
Hiya People...
This one's from Alan...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Three women were talking about how their husbands make foreplay one day.
The first one said, "My husband is a florist, so he always gives me
flowers before we make love".
The second woman said, "Well, my husband is a jeweller, so he always
gives me a pearl before we make love".
Then the third one said, "Well, my husband works for Microsoft, so he
just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be
when I finally get it!".