The Loony Bin
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Wed, 16 Oct 1996 14:09:53 +0100
Hiya People...
Ever thought that golf was a strange game...???...here's proof...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
- In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs
and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it
is called golf.
- The man who takes up golf to get his mind off his work soon takes up
work to get his mind off golf.
- Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor
players!
- Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
- The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too
often.
- There are three ways to improve your golf game: take lessons, practice
constantly....or start cheating.
- An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice....once before
swinging, and once again after swinging.
- Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because it cannot count,
criticize or laugh.
- Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in
front of you, and the fastest are those behind.
- Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments.
- There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play
eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.