The Loony Bin
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Sat, 19 Oct 1996 21:55:26 +0100
Hiya Loonies... Here's one that's come from the States, but I think most of you will find it familiar... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************* *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*****<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- College Seniors vs. Freshmen Freshmen: Are never in bed past noon. Seniors : Are never out of bed before noon. Freshmen: Read the syllabus to find out what classes they can cut. Seniors : Read the syllabus to find out what classes they need to attend. Freshmen: Brings a can of soda into a lecture hall. Seniors : Brings a jumbo hoagie and six-pack of Mtn. Dew into a recitation class. Freshmen: Calls the professor "Professor." Seniors : Calls the professor "Bob." Freshmen: Would walk ten miles to get to class. Seniors : Drives to class if it's further than three blocks away. Freshmen: Memorizes the course material to get a good grade. Seniors : Memorizes the professor's habits to get a good grade. Freshmen: Knows a book-full of useless trivia about the university. Seniors : Knows where the next class is. Maybe... Freshmen: Shows up at a morning exam clean, perky, and fed. Seniors : Shows up at a morning exam in sweats with a cap on and a box of pop tarts in hand. Freshmen: Have to ask where the computer labs are. Seniors : Has 'own' personal workstation. Freshmen: Use the campus buses to go everywhere. Seniors : Use the campus buses to run block while crossing the street. Freshmen: Worry about the last freshman composition essay. Seniors : Worry about the last GRE essay. Freshman: Lines up for an hour to buy his textbooks in the first week. Senior : Starts to think about buying textbooks in October... maybe.