The Loony Bin
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Sat, 19 Oct 1996 21:55:09 +0100
Hiya People...
Here's some more Confucius...again some may have been through here
before, but others are new...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Confucius says:
Man doing push-up in long grass not necessarily exercise freak
Man who go to sleep with itchy bottom wake up with smelly finger
Man who go to bed with sex problem on mind, awaken with solution at hand
Man who play with sharp object may not be man for long
Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk
Crowded elevator smell different to midget
Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy
Girl who marry detective must kiss dick
He who fish in other man's well often catches crabs
He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind
He who sniff Coke, drown
Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy
Man kicked in testicles left holding bag
Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue
Man who put rooster in freezer get frozen cock
Man with forked tongue not need chopsticks
Man who read woman like a book prefer Braille
Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs
Passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly
To prevent hangover stay drunk
When baby cry give bust in face
When lady say maybe, she mean yes
When lady say no, she mean maybe
When lady say yes, she no lady
Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock
Women fake orgasm, men fake foreplay