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Fri, 25 Oct 1996 14:19:49 +0100
Hiya All...
Here are some talking parrots...and a priest...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Parrots and the Parish
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.
I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say
one thing".
"What do they say?", the priest asked.
"They only know how to say "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have
some FUN?"
"That's terrible!", the priest exclaimed. "But I have a solution to your
problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I
will put them with my two male talking parrots who I have taught to pray
and read the Bible, then my parrots will teach your parrots to stop
saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to pray
and worship."
"Thank you." said the lady.
So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's
house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and
praying in their cage.
The lady puts her female talking parrots in the with the male talking
parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes! Do you want
to have some FUN?"
One male parrot looks over to the other male parrot and says, "PUT THE
BIBLES AWAY! OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!!