The Loony Bin
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Fri, 25 Oct 1996 14:20:03 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Here are three short ones for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A little boy walks up to a pregnant who is sitting on a park bench.
He finally gets enough nerve to talk to the lady.
Boy : What's that? (pointing to the mother-to-be's stomach)
Lady: That's my baby.
Boy : Oh. Do you love it?
Lady: Of course I do.
Boy : Then why did you eat it?
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Question: What do you call it when a man gets his tubes cut?
Answer : A vasectomy.
Question: What do you call it when a woman gets her uterus removed?
Answer : A hysterectomy.
Question: What do you call a woman who gets a sex change?
Answer : An Adadictomy. (Add-a-dick-to-me)
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What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs
What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes