The Loony Bin
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Wed, 30 Oct 1996 15:21:41 +0000
Hiya All...
Another story about our South African friend, Van...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Van and his buddy were chatting it away on a Saturday eve, when Van's
buddy suggested they go to a local pub to pick up some girls for the
evening.
Now Van never went out with a chick before and was a little reluctant.
His friend told him that he must just ask the girl whether she'd like
something to drink, and if she joined him for the drink, he must buy her
one or two more and after that, she'd be ready to leave with him.
At the bar, the friend did not waste time, and did what he told Van to
do, and in a short time hooked himself a nice girl and left the pub with
her.
Van spotted one he fancied, and although very shy, he pulled himself
together and walked up to her.
"Excuse me lady, mind if I buy you a drink" he asked.
"That's very kind of you" came her reply.
Van thought to himself that this was easier than he ever imagined. After
another two drinks, Van asked the big question.
"Will you come with me over to my place?"
"Sorry, but I'm on my menstrual cycle" she said.
"Ah not to worry," Van said, "You can ride with me in my truck".