Light bulbs...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 30 Oct 1996 15:21:53 +0000


Hiya Loonies...

Another light bulb joke...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Q: How many usenet users  does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 435,235



1 to change the bulb

4 to tell him he should have done it differently

365 to point out spelling/grammar errors in first 5 posts

1834 to flame the spell checkers

4598 to correct spelling in spelling flames

6785 to say please move to alt.spelling.lite.bulb

15,467 to say stop cross posting to soc.women, and alt.all.men.are.scum

23,456 to endlessly debate which method is superoir

236,789 to concatanate all articles to date, and quote them to say "Me
Too".

106,345 to quote the Me Toos and add "Me Too"

1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup

89,345 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for

10,584 votes for alt.lite.bulb
  
And the remaining 49754 ? They are the ones who tell you your math is
wrong