Catholic Dog...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Mon, 11 Nov 1996 15:43:02 +0000


Hiya Loonies...

Here's a dead dog story for you...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a
pet dog he doted on.  

The dog finally died and Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying
"Father, the dog is dead.  Could you possibly be saying a mass for the
poor creature?"

Father Patrick told the farmer "No, we can't have services for an animal
in the church, but I'll tell you what, there's a new denomination down
the road apiece, and no telling what they believe in, but maybe they'll
do something for the animal."

Muldoon said "I'll go right now. By the way, do you think $50,000 is
enough to donate for the service?"

Father Patrick replied "Why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic."