The Loony Bin
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Sat, 21 Dec 1996 03:52:38 +0000
Hiya People...
Here's a soldier story for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A manager hired a new secretary.
One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While
leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh by the way sir, did you know
that your barracks door is open?"
He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down
and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his
new employee.
Calling her in, he asked, "By the way Miss Jones, when you saw my
barracks door open, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?"
The secretary replied, "Why no sir, all I saw was a little, disabled
veteran sitting on two duffle bags."