The Loony Bin
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Sat, 21 Dec 1996 03:52:53 +0000
Hiya Folks...
Here's some talk amongst a group of guys...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Three of the tennis foursome head for the showers after the match. The
fourth one just gets in his car and goes home. This happens every week,
the same three shower, number four doesn't.
Finally, one guy asks him why he doesn't shower after playing tennis, he
is after all, just as hot and sweaty as the other three.
"To tell you the truth," he says, "I'm kind of shy about being naked in
front of other guys. To be perfectly blunt, I'm not all that well
endowed."
"Well," his friend says, "Does it work alright?"
"As far at that goes, sure, it works alright. It never fails to
perform."
"How'd you like to trade it for one that looks good in the showers?"