The Loony Bin
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Sun, 22 Dec 1996 22:01:27 +0000
Hiya People... Here are some signs that technology might be winning... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- The Top 10 Signs That Technology is Getting the Best of You 10. You own the book, "Microsoft Bob for Dummies." 9. You're still trying to figure out what font John Hancock used on the Declaration of Independence. 8. Your new waffle iron comes with a mouse. 7. Your kid's new "See'n'Say" has more RAM than your PC at work. 6. Three words: Windows 95 Jammies. 5. Forget Disney World -- your kids want to go to COMDEX. 4. You get all dolled-up to visit a chat room. 3. You refuse to correspond with your grandmother until she "gets a clue" and gets email. 2. You dial 911 when you lose your AOL connection. and the Number 1 Sign That Technology is Getting the Best of You... 1. After 3 sleepless nights, 6 pepperoni pizzas, and 7 pots of espresso, you still can't find the difference between Netscape 3.0b764.1 and 3.0b764.2. >From The Top Five List - http://www.topfive.com Copyright 1996 by Chris White and Ziff-Davis