The Loony Bin
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Sun, 22 Dec 1996 22:01:39 +0000
Hiya Folks...
Here's a comparison of telephones and men...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Why telephones are better than men........
- you can upgrade them
- they never say, "I only read Playboy for the articles."
- you can replace their parts
- they don't mind if you brag about their quick performance to your
friends
- they don't brag about how big their base unit is
- you can use them in front of your friends
- once you've used one, you know how to use them all
- they don't compare you to other women who have held them
- they don't adjust themselves in public
- you can touch them wherever you want and immediately get the desired
results
- you can share them with your friends
- you don't have to wear lingerie to turn them on
- they don't whine like babies when you take them shopping
- they don't try to take advantage of you
- they don't mind when you talk to other men
- you can always recharge their batteries
- they always welcome your mother's voice
- you can get on one as soon as you get off another
- they don't get bent out of shape if ther are other phones in the house
- you can buy ones with bigger attachments
- they don't call you by the wrong name
- you can fool around with them in any number of positions
- you can swap your old model in
- they can last a long time
- size really doesn't matter