The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Mon, 13 Jan 1997 20:12:08 +0000

Hiya Loonies...

Here's a poem that just might give you the wrong impression...

Wishes & Dreams...


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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

                 A NAUGHTY LITTLE POEM

               I'm sure you can imagine
               As plain as you can be
               The place is Picadilly
               The players He and She
               She whispered "Will it hurt me?"
               "Of course not" answered he
               "It's a very simple process,
               You can rely on me."
               She said "I'm frightened,
               I've not had this before.
               My friend has had it five times.
               And said it can be sore."
               Then finally contented
               Laid back and relaxed a bit
               Quickly and readily he bent over her
               And then he started it
               It was growing rather painful
               Tears formed in her eyes
               It was hurting quite a bit now
               It must have been quite a size
               "Calm yourself," he whispered
               His face was filled with a grin
               "Try and open a bit wider
               So I can get it in".
               "It's coming now,"he whispered.
               "I know."she cried in a bliss
               Feeling it deep within her now
               She said "I am glad I am having this.."
               And with final effort
               She gave a frightened shout.
               He gripped it in anguish
               And quickly pulled it out.
               She lay back quite contented
               Sighed and gave a smile
               She said," I am glad I came now
               You made it worth my while."
               Now if you read this carefully
               The dentist you will find...
               Is not what you imagined
               It's just your dirty mind!!