The Loony Bin
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Thu, 20 Feb 1997 17:58:52 +0000
Hiya All...
Some of you may have noticed that the Loony Bin website has undergone a
metamorphosis. It should now be much faster to load and read. It will
also be more convenient for those reading their way through the stuff
which was posted before they joined us, and those who read on the
website rather than through the list...thanks to Pete for making the
changes...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
On the fourth day of their honeymoon the 21-year-old bride was begging
for mercy from her 75yr old husband.
Rather than endure another lovemaking session she slipped out of the
room while her husband was showering and went to the hotel coffee shop.
The waitress who had served them breakfast every day was shocked at the
woman's appearance.
"Honey you're just a young thing," she remarked "but you look like hell.
What's up?"
"I've ben double crossed," the misearable bride moaned. "When he said
'I've been saving up for fifty years', I thought he meant cash"