The Loony Bin
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Wed, 27 Aug 1997 01:37:48 +0100
Hiya Loonies... Richard sends us a story of English grammar and American tourists... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- An American tourist arrived at the Cambridge Station and said to a passing don, "Please would you tell me where King's College is at?" The don snootily replied, "I will of course, but only if you remember that a sentence should never end with a preposition." "Fine" said the American. "Please would you tell me where King's College is at, arsehole?"