Silly Signs...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
6 May 1998 00:07:39 -0000


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Hiya All...

Here are some more of those silly signs...these are sent to us
by Rob...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

1. IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing machines. Please remove 
   all your clothes when the light goes out.

2. IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement Upstairs

3. IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder 
   yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be 
   taken.

4. IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After the tea break staff should empty the
   teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

5. ON A CHURCH DOOR:: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all 
   by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. 
   Please use side entrance)

6. OUTSIDE A SECOND HAND SHOP: We exchange anything - bicycles, 
   washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a 
   wonderful bargain.

7. QUICKSAND WARNING: Quicksand. Any person passing this point 
   will be drowned. By order of the District Council.

8. NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW: Anyone leaving their 
   garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.

9. IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW: Closed due to illness.

10. SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car

11. SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE: For anyone who has children and 
    doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.

12. NOTICE IN A FIELD: The farmer allows walkers to cross the 
    field for free, but the bull charges.

13. MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET: If you cannot read, this leaflet will
    tell you how to get lessons.

14. ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR: We can repair anything (Please knock 
    hard on the door - the bell doesn't work).

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