The Loony Bin
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Mon, 2 Aug 1999 20:51:36 +0100
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Hiya All...
I remember long ago, when I was still veterinary nursing, a woman had a
dog with an ear infection and was given antibiotic tablets by the vet.
She returned a few days later, complaining that the dog's ear was worse.
Further questioning brought the solution to light - she had been putting
the tablets in the dog's ear...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
My family physician told me of an incident that actually happened to him
back in the early days of his practice.
He said a woman brought her baby to see him, and he determined right
away that the baby had an earache. He wrote a prescription for ear
drops.
In the directions he wrote, "Put two drops in right ear every four
hours," and he abbreviated 'right' as an R with a circle around it.
Several days passed, and the woman returned with her baby, complaining
that the baby still had an earache, and his little behind was getting
really greasy with all those drops of oil.
The doctor looked at the bottle of ear drops and sure enough, the
pharmacist had typed the following instructions on the label:
"Put two drops in R ear every four hours."
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