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Fri, 20 Aug 1999 18:17:28 +0100
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Hiya People...
Here are some things that you'll never hear a consultant say...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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TOP TEN THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR FROM A CONSULTANT
10. You're right; we're billing way too much for this.
9. Bet you I can go a week without saying 'synergy' or 'value-added'.
8. How about paying us based on the success of the project?
7. This whole strategy is based on a Harvard business case I read.
6. Actually, the only difference is that we charge more than they do.
5. I don't know enough to speak intelligently about that.
4. Implementation? I only care about writing long reports.
3. I can't take the credit. It was Ed in your marketing department.
2. The problem is, you have too much work for too few people.
1. Everything looks okay to me.
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