The Loony Bin
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Fri, 20 Aug 1999 18:49:38 +0100
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Hiya All...
This is just so true...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
THE GUEST OF HONOR
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to
visit on his vacation.
He wrote: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-
groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep
him in my room with me at night?"
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been
operating this hotel for many years.
In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes,
silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in
the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never
had a dog run out on a hotel bill.
Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will
vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."
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