The Loony Bin
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Fri, 10 Sep 1999 02:10:20 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/
Hiya Loonies...
Here are some news reports I hope you never see...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR IN NEWS REPORTS ABOUT YOURSELF
...extensive child pornography collection...
...pilot error...
...reported hearing demonic voices...
...history of mental problems...
...asphyxiated on his/her own vomit...
...shallow grave...
...bound with duct tape...
...as co-workers scrambled for cover...
...a grim-faced spokesman said...
...skeletal remains...
...tainted meat...
...a hiker's chance discovery...
...gruesome discovery...
...deadly shards of glass...
...charred remains...
...neighbors complained of a foul odor...
...execution-style...
...identified by dental records...
...horrified onlookers...
...hail of bullets...
...plea to the abductors...
...rescuers watched helplessly...
...flesh-eating bacteria...
...required over 700 stitches...
...three times the legal blood alcohol limit...
...covered in his/her own excrement...
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