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Mon, 27 Sep 1999 10:27:14 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya All... We've seen some of these before, but others are new...and all of them are funny...sent in by Dan... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- REAL SIGNBOARDS FOUND IN ALL PARTS OF CHINA. 1. In a Beijing hotel lobby - The lift is being fixed for next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. 2. In a Shanghai hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. 3. In a Hangzhou hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. 4. In a Jilin hotel: You are very invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. 5. In a Wuxi dry cleaner: Please drop your trousers here for best results. 6. Outside a Tianjin clothing shop: Order your summer suits quick. Because is big rush we will execute customer in strict rotation. 7. In a Xian tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs. 8. In a Guilin hotel: Because of impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose. 9. An ad by Kunming dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest methodists. 10. In a Hangzhou zoo: Please do not feed animals. If you have suitable food give it to the guard on duty. 11. From a karaoke bar song list in Suzhou: I'd Like to Teach the Wound Sing; What Kind of Foot Am I. 12. In a Taiyuan bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts. 13. Hainan airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them to all directions. 14. In a Huashan temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman. Even a foreigner if dressed as a man. 15. In a restaurant menu in Harbin: Salad a firm's own make; Limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; Beefrashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com Start Your Own FREE Email List at http://www.listbot.com/